Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Case of the Weird & Wonderful: Wicked Vengeance (w/ World of Disney 3 Sneak Peek!)


Wicked Vengeance
 
            Halloween in my family had not always been fun, but it certainly has been interesting – all because of the certain paranoia of my dear little sister. When she was thirteen, the proper teen-age to consider cutting any ties to the tradition of trick-or-treating, rather than go out to get candy from random strangers, she insisted on going out on a case close to midnight (mind you, it was a school night). I can’t exactly recall what the case was about (something along the lines of a serial killer who wore a “pumpkin helmet” and went by the moniker “Jack the Lantern” – yes, that is a play on “Jack the Ripper”). Sammi, my sister, has the most incredible imagination when it comes to virtually everything, especially the holidays. There is this infamous story about a certain Christmas...but more on that later.
            Right now, I want to tell you about a case we took just recently for Halloween. It all began with this little fella named Dante, an 8-year-old Salem, Massachusetts African American child who sought out the help of Sammi and me through our special website (“weirdandwonderful.com”). Poor Dante has had it rough since the last Halloween. As boys do, he was dared into a situation that he had zero accomplishment in. The dare was orchestrated by friends of his older teenage brother (Darren) that involved Dante spending three straight hours alone in a cottage situated in the cemetery where the Sanderson sisters once lived. Yes, those Sanderson Sisters – Winifred, Mary, and Sarah (I believe they made a movie about them back in the 90s – can’t remember what it’s called – “Abracadabra,” I think).
            Stories have spread across town of the cottage still being occupied by the sisters, who dabbled in serious witchcraft back in 1693. Almost all of these stories Dante had heard, and he believed every word. Taking advantage of his developed paranoia, Darren’s friends (Zack, Cameron, and J.K.) told Dante to stay in the cottage and not step foot out of it until his three hours were up (How low is that?). Not even Darren was allowed to be with his poor little brother in the cottage, but he was allowed to accompany him to the cemetery (at least these boys still had morals about an 8-year-old being in a cemetery at night).
            Unfortunately, Dante never made it past the front steps and lost the dare. His punishment: being forced to wear a Jack-O-Lantern costume every day to school and everywhere else, including his own home, until he reached his senior year (just reflecting on this part of the story makes my blood boil). He had become the butt of many jokes all over his elementary school with a few kids pointing to him and yelling “Punk-in-costume.” The cruelty of children has not changed a bit since the days when I was in school.
            A week before the next Halloween (and the one-year anniversary of the dare he lost to), Dante decided to skip school and go back to the cemetery, facing the Sandersons’ centuries-old cottage with immense trepidation as he stood alone in a dense fog. Once every month, he came to the cemetery to face the cottage, mustering the courage to enter. Each visit was a step closer to the cottage, until he was practically a step away from the front porch. During one visit, he was just about to succeed in his goal of entering the ancient structure all by himself, but then something incredibly bizarre happened: the entire cottage vibrated and shook! Now, at this point in the story, I can tell what you – my faithful reader – are thinking. A cottage can’t possibly move unless there’s an earthquake – and there are no earthquakes in Salem. Well, I thought the same thing when Dante told this to Sammi and me. But I’m getting ahead of myself – let me continue where I left off...
            Having just neared the point of maintaining bravery, Dante was resorted to the scared child he was on his first night at the cemetery and ran from the shaking cottage (and out of the cemetery altogether). Thankfully, he ran right into the waiting arms of his brother, who had to skip school himself just to check on Dante – and also yell at him. As it turned out, word spread quickly about Dante’s visit to the cemetery and eventually got around to Darren...and their parents. Needless to say, the two boys were thoroughly scolded and punished by them. No phones, television, PlayStation, or Internet for a month and – worst of all – no trick-or-treating. Although Darren had gotten too old to trick-or-treat (that punishment was more for Dante), he was plenty pissed over all the other restrictions set by his folks. Dante, on the other hand, could not care less what his parents said he can or cannot do; he had to go back to the cemetery and conquer his fear.
            Breaking one of the restrictions (no Internet), Dante used his dad’s office room computer one day after school to engage in a Skype chat with Sammi (from our website). Apparently, he learned about her through a news broadcast his parents watched on one of the cases that made Sammi and me famous (a supposedly-haunted Volkswagen Beetle with the number 53 on its front hood – I’ll have a story to tell on this another time). The chat between Sammi and Dante did not go down as pleasantly as Dante (and myself, for that matter) had hoped. I’m not proud to admit it, but my sister can be quite cold and inhuman in the way she addresses other, more civil people. It didn’t matter if you were Black, White, Asian, tall, short, gay, straight, smart, dumb, or any distinctive characteristic - she will treat you the same way as she treats me (even on her good days) - as if you didn’t matter to her universe.
            Poor little Dante received the worst of the worst from Sammi in that particular Skype chat. She berated him for losing the dare that led to his daily wear of the Jack-O-Lantern costume - something that she had deduced before Dante even told her. Luckily, I was in the adjacent room of our apartment in San Francisco’s Chinatown District (located one story above “Miss Chung’s Lo Mein Shop”), watching the latest episode of Scandal, when I heard Dante crying loudly from his end of the Skype connection. Responding as quickly as I could to the situation, I rushed into the living room (our nice little section reserved for our computer activities with a lovely antique desk that contrasts with the high-tech Apple computer that sits upon it) and – in every literal sense of the word – pushed Sammi aside to come into Dante’s view.
            “It’s alright, hon. The mean ol’ lady’s gone. I’m here now.” I told him, at the exact moment I took over the chat. “What’s the matter?”
            “‘Mean old lady?’ Seriously?” Sammi snarled at me, while her butt sat firmly on the cold hardwood floor.
            After giving her the proper shush she deserved, I returned to looking at the computer screen that Dante’s tear-drenched face was still displayed on. “Hey, hey, now. It’s O.K.” As I sat there, comforting this poor child, I realized that we had not been properly introduced to each other. “My name’s Angela. I’m the mean ol’ lady’s nice ol’ sister. What’s your name?”
            “Dante,” he told me, after a few sniffs. He seemed to have opened up to me pretty fast – much faster than I’d assumed he did with Sammi, before she blew it with her abruptness.
            “You have a really cool name, Dante.” I wasn’t just being the typical over-complimentary adult here; I legitimately appreciated this little kid’s name. “Tell me, Dante. What do you want us to help you with?”
            He shared his story with us, leading up to the moment of our chat, and finally asked for our help in solving the mystery behind the “living” cottage.
            Sammi stood up firmly, clasping her hands behind her. “Your case intrigues me, Monte.”
            “Dante.” I corrected her through gritted teeth.
            “Yes. Dante. I’ll accept your case. It’s the perfect holiday caper. My sister and I will leave for Salem in the morning.”
            I smiled at the webcam, expressing my excitement for Dante. “That sounds cool, doesn’t it, Dante?”
            Dante smiled back but looked mostly in gratitude to Sammi. “Thank you, ma’am.”
            Sammi, on the other hand, showed no acknowledgment to the boy’s gratefulness, her back facing the camera. Of course, after a swift kick to the shin (delivered by yours truly), she finally said in a frustrated voice, “You’re welcome.”
            Dante closed the chat before I did. Once we were disconnected, I didn’t hesitate to begin scolding my sister for her treatment of our newest client. “Goodness gracious, Sammi. He’s only eight. Give him a break.”
            “And that, dear sister, is the most intriguing aspect of the case. Prepubescent children have the wildest of imaginations.”
            There are times like this when I just really want to punch her in the face.
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            She can speak from experience on children having “wild imaginations,” having had one herself when she was one. Remember that story I promised to share about our Christmas? Well, here’s a nice segue to it. Back in the Christmas of ‘94, when we were living in our dreamy suburban house in Malibu, Sammi sat and waited for Santa Claus by the fireplace in our living room. She was around the same age as Dante then, and her sweet, innocent nature had not yet been tarnished by the event that occurred that eventful evening. I had been sleeping upstairs in the bedroom Sammi and I normally shared. Our folks and I awoke to screaming around 4 a.m. We rushed as fast as possible to the living room and found Sammi screaming at the fireplace. Due to the unusual register of her scream, it was difficult to tell if it was in fear or something else entirely. All I knew was that I would never in my life forget how it sounded - never had I heard my sister scream so terrifyingly. The next morning, Christmas Day, whereas we were supposed to be in a festive mood, we were concerned for Sammi, who we spent nine hours trying to convince that Santa Claus was not a slim, brown-haired man with a sour attitude (a description that strongly fit the advertising executive Scott Calvin, who our father once worked for before Mr. Calvin mysteriously disappeared). Sammi remained unconvinced and was pretty upset by our accusations of her making the whole thing up. I remember our mother (a child psychologist) stating the exact words that Sammi herself said about Dante.
            Since that day, Sammi had undergone several sessions with my mother and many of her colleagues, each one noting an increasing change in her personality. I noticed it as well (and I’m no psychologist). The joyful, carefree little girl I knew as my sister was no more. Standing in her place was this cold, unfeeling woman who dedicated her life to studying the unsolved mysteries of the world and even trying to solve them herself. It started as just a phase (as our parents called it), stemmed from her visit by the “Faux Santa,” but – as she got older – it snowballed into an unhealthy obsession that negatively impacted her social life. And it appeared that the less open she became, the more her intelligence had increased, receiving straight A’s all through middle and high schools. She attended college at 17, but it only lasted a year. Sammi was committed to a mental institution one night, after attempting to investigate a “strange happening” that occurred in Szalinski Tech. The only thing that kept her from serving a lengthy sentence in prison was to plead a case of insanity.
            Seven whole years she spent in that mental institution, surrounded by heaven knows what type of people. Once she was out, I took it upon myself to take care of her – keep her from making the same mistake that landed her in the asylum. But Sammi was persistent, still going after these impossible, unsolvable cases and trying to play detective (Did I mention she once pursued a degree in criminology?). I spoke to Mom, finding out what I could do to stop this craziness and get my sister back. Unfortunately, there was no solution she could prove – except to allow Sammi to go after these, as she put it, “weird and wonderful cases,” since it gives her a sense of the freedom she needed after seven years in the institution. So I set Sammi off the leash and let her investigate wherever and whenever she wanted (we often traveled the globe with funds provided by Dad’s hefty severance package from his job, subsequent to Calvin’s disappearance, that included a quarter of a million dollars). We solved so many cases all over the world that the media eventually caught attention to our activities (especially the Volkswagen one I mentioned earlier). Even though I consider questioning my sister and her beliefs, I have to admit that being with her on these unusual cases has made me respect this new woman she became all those years ago, despite being a heartless witch at times.
            But enough of family history – let’s get back to our story...
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            The next day, on the eve of Halloween, we arrived in Salem and showed up to Dante’s house, using the address he emailed to us shortly after our Skype chat. We expected Dante to be the one to answer the door once we ran the bell; however, it was Darren who answered and was rightfully surprised by our presence. That surprise was soon replaced with a whole different type of emotion the minute he glanced in my direction. At the time, it did not occur to me that he was doing it, but Darren was scoping me out big time. I should have known better than to come dressed in skinny jeans, brown boots, a blue wool jacket, and a cleavage-heavy grey t-shirt to a home of a teenage boy with raging hormones.
            Once he did manage to get his hormones in check, Darren defiantly told us, “My parents told us that we’re not allowed to invite strangers. You’re gonna have to...”
            The front door was closing on us, yet my sister – ever the persistent one (even at the age of 27) – barged right in, slamming the door against Darren’s face. While I checked on him to see if he was alright, Sammi moved to the center of the foyer and yelled, “Dante! DANTE!” Her voice echoed throughout the luxurious and blindingly white home of our little client. Dante and Darren certainly came from a well-provided family. I don’t think I’d ever stepped foot in a suburban home so glamorous since ours in Malibu.
            Dante ran down the flight of stairs across from the foyer. His pumpkin costume bounced in sequence to the rush of energy he displayed while making his way to us. If it were not for the unsettling nature behind that costume, I would have found it cute on him. Aw, who am I kidding – he looked cute regardless! He was certainly much smaller in person (the little fella went up to my waistline and barely close to that of my taller sister). He was such a precious little guy that I couldn’t help but to hug him like I already knew him the minute he approached. It was a gesture that definitely didn’t sit well with Sammi, who said of it, “Good grief, Angela. You barely know the kid.”
            “After what he’s been through, he deserves one,” I snapped back.
            She went on to make a random comment about Dante and Darren’s middle class status, showing off her deductive skills as usual by observing their home, having only stood in it for a mere minute.
            “Hey, I know you.” Darren said, pointing to her. “You’re the tabloid woman – the one who solves all those weird cases.”
            Sammi gave half a smirk to this recognition. “Is that what the media calls me?”
            “No, it’s what most of everyone on Facebook and Twitter call you.” Darren said, and I couldn’t stifle a chuckle at this. “They think you’re as crazy as the cases you solve.”
            That half smirk on my sister’s face faded, and she swiftly switched to defense mode. “I don’t consider the opinions of a bunch of lazy, Cheeto-finger-sucking virgins as...”
            Knowing the hell that was coming up next, I made the move to step in and say, “Hey, why don’t we focus on helping Dante? You know, the reason we’re here.”
            Sammi nodded in agreement (it’s rare she ever does that) and got her mind back on track. “Right. Darren, call your friends. Let them know about the new dare that Dante has challenged them to.”
            The rest of us were stunned by this plan. “WHAT?”
            Obviously, I had to voice my objections on this idea of hers. “Hold up. I thought we came here to diffuse the issue of these boys forcing Dante to wear his costume every day.”
            “What the hell gave you that impression?” Sammi sourly remarked (I really can’t stand it when she leaves me out of the loop like that). “No, we’re here to get to the bottom of his living cottage, and the only way to do that is to challenge our challengers with a dare of our own.”
            “And what exactly are we daring them to do?” Darren questioned (he sounded just as aggravated over this as I did).
            You couldn’t tell it from her emotionless demeanor, but Sammi certainly loved every second of this. As always, there was a method to her madness. “If Dante spends the entire three hours in the cottage, he has to finally take off the costume and Zack, Cameron, and J.K. themselves must wear their own embarrassing costumes. If Dante fails again, then he has to spend an entire summer camped at the cottage – alone.”
            Darren’s eyes nearly fell from his head, being as wide as they were. “My little brother? Alone? In that cottage?”
            The plan was beyond childish and extreme. But I shouldn’t expect any less from my sister.
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            Halloween had arrived, and as much as I wanted to play chaperone for Dante in his trick-or-treating (despite being banned from it), I was one of his escorts to the cemetery. Upon our arrival, Darren warned us that Zack, Cameron, and J.K. will know of our involvement and probably call off the bet. But Sammi had counted on this happening.
            “What do you mean?” I asked her out of curiosity.
            “The vibrations and shaking Dante saw...they happened so close to the anniversary of his first visit that they can’t be coincidence, wouldn’t you think so?”
            I was beginning to see her point. “You mean that it was timely rigged to act out at the precise moment Dante stood near it?”
            The way we were going back and forth (which is how it usually was with us in these cases, when our minds became synced for that one special moment), I completely forgot Darren and his little brother were standing near us. “You guys suspect Zack, Cameron, and J.K. are the ones who’ve been fooling my lil’ bro?” There was a hint of anger I noticed in his voice. It would be best to know for sure what was happening there before we all jumped to conclusions.
            That’s why I was glad to hear Sammi say, “We’re going to find out – and there’s only one way to.”
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            By nightfall, Dante was finally inside the cottage. It wasn’t easy getting him inside, but I managed to give him some courage by telling him how Darren, Sammi, and I would be watching close by. Sure enough, we were there, watching closely and carefully (and even cautiously) from the base of an old willow tree. After the first hour, nothing happened - the cottage had not budged whatsoever. I decided to make some conversation with my sister and ask her what did make it move and how three teenage boys would have the resources to pull off such a crafty and (dare I say) scientific prank.
            She dodged answering my question by asking Darren one of her own: “As long as you’ve known those boys, have you known them to take part in any science clubs at your school?”
            Darren snickered. “Those fools don’t even know how to make a potato into a battery.”
            Sammi sighed – more with interest than frustration. “The mystery of this case is growing by the second.”
            The second hour soon passed and, other than Sammi going “Number One” on the gravestone of a notorious slave owner who died in the mid-1800s, still nothing noteworthy had happened. Darren was the one who started conversation, this time with me, asking what I could only call the cutest question I think a young man like him could ever ask me: “What school you attend?”
            I busted out laughing at this unexpected inquiry from the teenager. “I’m sorry?”
            “Your school? What’re you? A junior? A senior?”
            It immediately dawned on me that Darren had (for the whole time we had been there) believed me to be a teenager. It definitely explained the way he scoped me at the front porch of his house, as well as the repeated times I caught him gazing in my direction when I bent over. I had to break it to the poor kid gently. “Oh, sweetheart. I hate to tell ya this, but...I am nowhere near your age. My school days are long behind me.”
            The look on his face was fortunately not the one of heartbreak as I had expected. He was much rather amused than anything else.
            After nearly two minutes in speechless awe of my revelation, he gave the most flattering compliment a woman my age could receive: “You look seventeen!”
            I don’t think I could’ve smiled any bigger from that. “Really? Wow.”
            “How old are you for real?”
            I didn’t answer; instead, I shushed him and said, “Let’s not spoil the moment, shall we?”
            The third and final hour came. Darren had fallen asleep, his head resting on my shoulder at first but then drooping down to my breasts; his mouth was gaped open right over my cleavage, giving way for any drool to fall right in the crevice (thankfully, none came – he wasn’t such a messy sleeper). I was so tired that I didn’t bother moving him; plus, he earned brownie points with me for that sweet compliment earlier. Sammi, on the other hand, had her attention rested on the cottage, which she did not turn away from the entire duration we spent there gazing at it. From the sharpness of her focus on the old structure, I almost believed her to be genuinely concerned for Dante’s well-being.
            “You care,” I softly said, diverting her eyes away from the cottage for only a millisecond.
            “What?”
            “You care...about that poor child in there...don’t you?”
            She glared my way again, her chocolate brown eyes looking like black circles in the night atmosphere. “I only care about something weird and wonderful happening.” Surprisingly, just after she said this, we heard a low, humming noise that sounded like a running electric generator. It came directly from the rear of the cottage. Immediately, I woke Darren up from his peaceful slumber over my bosom, alerting him to the noise. With all three of us attentive, we approached the cottage and discovered chrome, high-tech piece of machinery that looked like one giant air-conditioner (though I’m being rhetorical on this description, Sammi was quick to criticize me on the “pale comparison,” but you catch my drift). Etched on the side of the machine in big, bold, black letters were the words “Szalinski” and “Tech.” My heart skipped a beat in fear of the trigger that had been pulled in my sister’s mind upon seeing the name of the corporation – the memories that sparked from her hellish years in the institution.
            But, to my surprise, Sammi remained completely calm. “Szalinski Tech. The company founded and operated by famous inventor Wayne Szalinski, known for experimentation of cutting-edge technology.” I couldn’t tell if she was reciting this information more for my benefit or Darren’s – possibly his, since I already knew everything I did about Szalinski Tech (except for what Sammi herself knew – but that’s a whole different perspective entirely).
            All of the sudden, there was a scream from inside the cottage, and considering Dante was the only one inside, it was obvious who it was. We did not waste one second of rushing into the cottage – I believe Sammi moved faster than Dante and I had (either she was genuinely concerned for Dante or she wanted to see what scared him – I’m betting on the second one). We ran inside to find our little buddy standing before the strangest scene I have ever witnessed in the three years Sammi and I have been investigating: glowing forms of the Sanderson sisters themselves, looking exactly as they did three hundred and twenty-one years from the last time they roamed the earth.
            “Leave now, weaklings! Or else suffer being turned into itty-bitty snails that we will feast upon!” The manifestation of Winifred threatened through her massive buck teeth.
            Darren and Dante were clinging onto each other with fright, while I stood paralyzed from whatever it was I had seen across from us. Sammi, however, made a defiant stance against the manifestations, boldly declaring, “I deny your existence!” She firmly stood between the sisters and Dante – another gesture that made me question whether or not she was truly watching out for the little guy. “Go ahead – make due on your threat!”
            Winifred’s eyes darted left and right, seemingly hesitant. “Really?”
            “Did I stutter?” Sammi barked.
            The tension in the cottage shifted dramatically from the second Sammi challenged the sisters. I noticed how dumbfounded the sisters were of what to do next and, by the clever grin on Sammi’s face, she had anticipated this reaction. Suddenly, I felt a lot less alarmed and a little more sure of the fact that what we witnessed was another fabrication. I was so relieved that I almost didn’t catch Sammi hurling a wrench (that I presumed she took from the Binford Tools brand toolbox by the generator) at Sarah. It struck her right in the forehead, causing her to exclaim (in a masculine voice), “Aw, damn, man!”
            Darren instantly recognized the voice. “J.K.?”
            Sammi retrieved another item from the left front pocket of her black wool jacket – one that resembled a car remote – and pressed a button on the small device. In a flash, the Sanderson sisters were transformed into Zack, Cameron, and J.K., all of them wearing the witches’ dresses and even makeup (which looked rather disturbing on three teenage Caucasian boys that resembled male versions of the sisters). The minute he saw his so-called “friends” exposed for their cruel prank on his little brother, Darren was furious – ready to charge at his former buddies. Frankly, I didn’t blame him for wanting to, but these boys had to be properly punished for their crime; so I held him back.
            “Their egos are bruised enough.” I told him. “Besides, I have something way better.” With a wicked smile, I took out my smartphone and switched on the camera function, aiming the lens right toward the cross-dressing hooligans. Once I saw the image come into focus on the touchscreen, I snapped the perfect photo that I immediately had posted all over the Internet, from my Facebook page to the Weird and Wonderful site. Seeing what I had done, Darren laughed hysterically. “I’ll email you a copy.”
            While Darren and I were all laughs and high-fives, Sammi remained severely serious over the matter, approaching the boys and questioning them as if she worked for the FBI, pacing left and right in front of them as they stood in line. “Where did you boys manage to get the tech?”
            Zack, Cameron, and J.K. did not say a word, prompting me to walk up to them with my phone, which had the photo I just took of them saved as the desktop background. “You know, fellas, not only can this phone take pictures, but it can also call the police.”
            “It was the tall Polish chick!” Cameron blurted out so fast that I barely noticed that it was him that caved, to the dissatisfaction of his accomplices.
            “What’s her name?” Sammi inquired.
            Zack shook his head as it hung low in shame. “We never found it out.” I could see he was being honest about this, which was why Sammi and I left it alone for right now.
            Although Sammi wanted me to really contact the police to arrest Zack, Cameron, and J.K., I thought it best to just call their parents instead (the boys didn’t really commit any serious crime – they were merely pawns in whatever plot the real person behind this, the “tall Polish chick,” had orchestrated it for). Of course, I did in fact contact the police for the stolen Szalinski Tech property. All of them arrived at the same time, along with Darren and Dante’s parents (who I contacted first to alert them of the boys’ presence at the cemetery, making sure to add that they were safe). Needless to say, Zack, Cameron, and J.K. were strictly punished by their parents (they actually received harsher punishments than Darren and Dante had with theirs); Darren and Dante were cleared of their own, after I had talked their parents over Dante’s problem and why it was important for him to take action – the little fella was only fighting for his dignity.
            Freed from his pumpkin costume, Dante returned to his normal street clothes (an adorable Wreck-It Ralph t-shirt and jeans). To be honest, I had hoped he kept the costume on, since he was allowed to trick-or-treat again; but he told me that he really wanted to go as Iron Man for Halloween. The sweet little guy thanked me for helping him, this time hugging me first.
            He then went to hug Sammi – something that I meant to warn him about. But I was too late.
            “GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!” Her outburst was so fierce and intense that everyone at the busy scene fell silent, all eyes looking to her. I knew it was coming the second I saw Dante’s little arms reach into Sammi’s coat, hoping to have been wrapped around her curved hips. Dante backed away, his hands and lips trembling. Sammi collected herself and returned to that cold, unfeeling creature she always was, telling Dante in one last chilling tone, “I don’t like to be hugged...ever.”
            We watched her turn ever so sharply and walk out through the front gates of the cemetery, hands buried deep in her pockets and head held rigidly upright – the posture of a woman too dignified to admit she has one hell of a stick up her butt. I then looked away from her and to Dante, who had tears falling down his face. One last time, I embraced him, allowing him to cry into the wool on the right shoulder of my jacket. With a heavy sigh, I softly told him, “I’m so sorry, hon. She’s a case of her own that needs fixing.”
Case of the Weird and Wonderful
 
And now, the exclusive sneak peek of...
 
            “Troopers to the Conference Room immediately! We have an intrud...”
            “Pause.”
            Tarkin froze in position the instant that Adrienne muttered the word, his finger still on the com-link button. Vader’s body became rigid with surprise from this display of power the woman possessed; it was nothing he had ever seen any Jedi (or Sith) do before. Tarkin was legitimately still – his eyes not blinking, no part of his body twitching whatsoever, and not even breathing. Yet, he was still alive in some way that alluded Vader. His focus turned to Adrienne, who sat in the chair at the conference table closest to Tarkin, her dirtied, knee-high, high-heeled brown boots resting on the smooth, reflective surface of the table, leaving traces of grime from the grunge-ridden soles.
            Adrienne grinned. “Don’t look so afraid, Vader.” She saw Vader’s head cock to the left curiously, and her grin widened. “Yeah, despite your big, scary black breathing mask, I can see your scared little face.” She pointed to her pale blue eyes that had a piercing, intimidating glare in them. “I’ll admit that I’m not too fond of them – not since this reincarnation started. They tend to scare everyone that passes by, thinking I’m going to rip them a new one or something. But they have one of millions and millions of special qualities...like x-ray vision.”
            “What are you?” Vader delivered the question that Adrienne heard him and Tarkin ask the many times they attempted to kill her for what she knew about the Sphere.
            His inquiry only offended her. “Oh, don’t play dumb with me, you asthmatic ass! You’ve known for a long time what I am. Our little torture session...your curiosity in the Sphere...it all clued me into what’s really going on here.” She removed her feet from the table and stood up at her full 5’5” height (she looked like a small child compared to the towering half-man/half-machine character standing across the table). “You’ve had contact with a sorceress masquerading around the galaxy as something she’s not...just like me. She goes by the name ‘Dawn.’ Ringin’ a bell?”
            Vader was silent for a long moment. After a couple of short minutes, he confessed, “I was approached by her during my first years as my master’s apprentice. I was captivated by her astounding power...not only in the Force but...something else.” His voice drifted as he reflected on these thoughts. It sounded to Adrienne as if he were caught in a trance.
            And that scared her.
            “She’s more of a danger to you and the rest of the galaxy than the Sphere itself!”
            “You know nothing of them. They are the final solution for the galaxy.”
            Adrienne gave an amused snicker. “You know what’s so disturbing about what you just said? Your ‘final solution’ sounds an awful lot like that of a mini-mustached dude who thought the very same way the Emperor does...and both solutions lead to everyone dying – there is no victor!” She moved dangerously close to Vader, knowing that the intensity in her address to him could lead to assault at any second. Of course, knowing her capabilities, it would have been futile for him to make any sort of attack. “Wake up to what you’re becoming, dammit!”
            “And what am I becoming?”
            “I know things about your future that not even Yoda can see. It’s not as clouded as it’d seem, not to a being like myself. Whether you choose to ditch the Sphere or not, it doesn’t end well for you, man – believe me.”
            What do you know about me?” Vader’s tone was defensive. He towered over Adrienne with fierce intimidation, forcing her to answer.
            Adrienne bit her lower lip, choosing her words carefully. Events had already changed with the Sphere taking its place in this universe. Heaven only knew what else could from what she said next.
 
 


Wednesday, July 23, 2014

The Future World of Disney


Started in April of 2010, World of Disney - one of my top personal favorite fanfic series next to The Disney Ghostbusters and Once Upon A Time Lord - celebrates its 5th year in 2015. Plans have been underway for the anniversary celebration, some of which I cannot divulge at the moment (more details are coming this fall), but it's safe to say that a lot is going down. However, looking past that, what else is in store for the 5 years after WOD's 5th online?

First, let's take a peak at what I have planned for the 5th anniversary next year...


From January through December of 2015, there will be nothing but new tales (full-length, short, and miniseries) posted out of the WOD series, a couple of which will be spin-offs and some that will bridge gaps in story and characters. One of them is titled The Disney Access, the fourth installment of the series (fifth if you count the current spin-off story, Marvel Mayhem). It's still very early to talk about details on plot, setting, and characters, but I can mention that the new central character is based on Chrissy Bernal, one of my frequent collaborators and star of two other current fics (Marvel Mayhem and Disney Men In Black). Chrissy's character is integral to not just the events of The Disney Access but those of previous WOD installments. Most recently on Twitter, I mentioned how she's "the best character I've written by far," which is certainly not an overstatement compared to some of the characters I've developed over the years.

The Disney Access will go online April 16, 2015 (the exact date for WOD's 5th anniversary)!

 Chrissy's look in The Disney Access will be based on the one in this photo.
 

World of Disney in 2016 and Beyond

WOD is that one series I designed to go on forever, possibly (and hopefully) with new talented writers helping out in writing whatever stories they please. The world within the "World of Disney" is vast and growing with each new story the Walt Disney Company itself brings into the media. Big Hero 6 is the next big Disney Animated Feature to hit theaters this November and, being based on a property of Marvel Comics, can go either in the direction of WOD or the Marvel Mayhem sequel Marvel Evolution that I'm targeting for 2016. Even characters from the popular film Frozen can see their way into future WOD tales with Elsa herself appearing in World of Disney 3 this December. As long as there's a story that can be found in it, there can be a new WOD installment for each year. And with the mysteries that have been left unsolved from the very first story, there's a strong chance one of the future installments will bring closure to them.

Reincarnations: The MacGuffins of World of Disney

(For those reading this who ask what a "MacGuffin" is, read here.)

I introduced the idea of reincarnations in The Marvelous World: World of Disney 2 with the character "Sheryl," having been inspired by a similar plot device from Doctor Who. Since that story, there have been a total of 22 reincarnations introduced in the WOD series (21 in Tales of the Disneyverse and one just recently in Marvel Mayhem), all of whom are in actuality Sean Thomas, the secondary character of the first World of Disney. Although WOD's reincarnations appear to be a cute Doctor Who reference for those familiar with the British TV series, they actually do service to the overall story in the WOD series - each one having an important role to each story. And, as it was revealed in Tales of the Disneyverse, all of the reincarnations are important to each other.

18 of Sean Thomas's reincarnations that were featured in Tales of the Disneyverse.
 
There are 3 more reincarnations to be introduced in World of Disney 3 - all three portrayed as a new different form of reincarnated beings that will lead into a whole new powerful one to be featured in The Disney Access next year. So with 26 of these reincarnations to be introduced by the end of Access, will there be even more in future tales? The answer - Heck Yeah! Even though it hasn't been revealed yet in any of the stories, there is a total of 100,000 reincarnations spread throughout the Disneyverse and other universes beyond. The explanation for why there are so many will be explained in World of Disney 3 later this year.
 
The roles for these reincarnations are filled through the interests of friends I'm connected to on social media with more and more coming in each month as potential candidates. Some that will be featured in future WOD installments may or may not be previous characters in previous stories reintroduced as reincarnations (the only character so far that has been reintroduced as a completely different one with her name is "Ciciley Livingston" in Marvel Mayhem - who bears the same name and appearance as "Ciciley Thomas" in World of Disney). In the case of a previously introduced reincarnation like "JeniLynn" in Tales of the Disneyverse, a reintroduction must be made for the sake of continuity and story development.
 
One particular person of interest I have in giving a reincarnation role to is none other than Candace Stupek, who will possibly be featured in the tale to come after The Disney Access next year...
 
Candace Stupek for "World of Disney 5?" Let's make it happen!
 
What else "Disney" can be in World of Disney in its future?
 
Only Disney themselves know what other properties they can possibly purchase in addition to Pixar, Marvel, and Star Wars - all of which have been referenced so far in the WOD series. So what can be next to focus on after the game-changing Disney Access? I've had interests in moving to the live-action Disney world with classics like The Love Bug, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, and Tron that I'd love to intertwine with Disney's animated world in some way. At one point in writing the WOD series, I thought about a spin-off story to feature Disney's live-action tales (coincidentally, Candace Stupek was poised to be the main character of that story). Chances are I'll revisit such a story for WOD in the fifth installment, considering what will happen in The Disney Access that will set the stage for it.
 
 
So there you have it - my plans for World of Disney's future beyond 2015. It might not seem like much now, but when the next year rolls around (and more developments arise), it's going to be pretty huge! Just make sure to read all of the WOD tales before then at this site: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/988328/RetroWriter2012


Tuesday, June 10, 2014

10 Things You Can Expect From "Disney Men In Black"


Disney Men in Black, my seventeenth story on FanFiction.net, will make its debut this Friday on the site after months of hype. Much like The Disney Ghostbusters, the crossover saga that preceded it, "Disney MiB" combines the world of Disney with a non-Disney property that manages to fit in perfectly with it. And much like the DGB series, some fans of the non-Disney franchise (in this case, Men in Black) will probably disagree with the idea of the two worlds coming together. Either way, "Disney MiB" is on track to be another entertaining crossover in lieu of DGB.

Here's a list of ten things you can expect from the first story:

#1: Characters from the three Men in Black films will be involved (including Agents J and K)


Unlike "The Disney Ghostbusters," which featured new characters based on those from the Ghostbusters films in last name only, "Disney MiB" will feature the actual characters from the MIB movies. Of course, characters like Agents J and K, who were the main focus on the films, will take a backseat in this story to allow new characters like Chrissy ("Agent C") and Agents S, M, and R be front and center. You will also see Agent Zed involved in the story, as well as Frank the Pug, "The Worms," and Jack Jeebs - each of them playing their own role alongside certain Disney aliens.

And speaking of Disney aliens...

#2: Lilo & Stitch and Treasure Planet characters play major roles


Disney has a great library of characters that fit in well with non-Disney franchises. With "The Disney Ghostbusters," I'd incorporated a lot of Disney Villains as the main ghostly antagonists of each story in the series with some even teaming up or fighting each other. In "Disney MiB," I face an entirely different challenge with including characters who are literally alien in nature to fit into the combined worlds of Disney and Men In Black. Stitch from Lilo & Stitch is the easiest, hence why he's featured in the logo, and other characters and settings from the movie provide enough basis to coexist in a universe where the M.I.B. is present. In fact, Cobra Bubbles (the character voiced by Ving Rhames) is actually inspired by the Men in Black, which is evident from his involvement in "an incident at Roswell in 1973" and his relationship with the Grand Councilwoman. It is this reason why Bubbles is the Head of M.I.B. in "Disney MiB," a role that challenges Zed's in the story, which will be explained when he makes his first appearance.

As far as Treasure Planet characters go, Long John Silver and his band of "space pirates" play a major role in latter chapters as members of the intergalactic terrorist organization known as "The Coalition."

Another notable connection these two films and Men in Black have: they were both released in 2002 - the year Men in Black 2 was released!

#3: Gravity Falls represents the "Disney Channel" side of the storyline


Season 2 of Gravity Falls has yet to air on Disney Channel or Disney XD, which should be enough of a reason for fans to check out "Disney MiB" when characters from the show make an appearance. The oddity of the show with its supernatural mysteries will fit in perfectly with the events of "Disney MiB." If you read the sneak peek I posted last February during Super Bowl Sunday, you already know that one of the characters, Grunkle Stan, has history and trust with M.I.B. (enough to show them the mysterious device he houses beneath the Mystery Shack). Speaking of that device, its functions haven't been revealed on the show yet, but I'm taking measures in giving my own interpretation on what it does in "Disney MiB" (as you can see in the last sneak peek posted).

Much like Phineas and Ferb had a strong presence in "The Disney Ghostbusters" series, Gravity Falls will in "Disney MiB" and its sequels.

#4: The story and its possible sequels take place between Men in Black 2 and Men in Black 3


As I mentioned in #1 on this list, the Men in Black films play into the world of "Disney MiB," meaning that many characters and settings from them will appear. 2004 is the year that the story takes place in, which puts it right in between MIB2 and MIB3. There's a certain situation in the second chapter that calls back to the first film, and there's a good reason for it that will be explained in latter chapters. It's just one of many situations from the films to be mentioned or referenced in "Disney MiB" and its potential sequels, even those out of MIB3 (which, from the perspective of the characters, hasn't happened yet). So let's not rule out the possible appearance of Boris the Animal (or just "Boris").

#5: Disney Men In Black and The Disney Ghostbusters are set in the same universe


It's no secret that Ghostbusters and Men in Black are two franchises that desperately need to cross over all by themselves, and not just because they are both properties of Sony Entertainment. They are both set in New York, they both deal with otherworldly threats, they both have catchy theme songs, and they're both equally funny as sci-fi/fantasy comedies.

One huge treat readers will have with "Disney MiB" is the closest thing to a crossover we will get between Ghostbusters and M.I.B. However, I'm not promising an actual appearance from the DGBs in the story, but just hidden references to events from their series in "Disney MiB." The story is after all set in 2004 (the year that the DGBs first formed and fought Gozer, Hades, and Stay Puft - as depicted in their first installment) and circumstances can and will leak into those in "Disney MiB."

There's an age-old question that will also be teased in this story: Where the heck were the M.I.B. when Gozer attacked?

#6: There will be a surprise ending with a massive twist


The ending to "Disney MiB" will be undoubtedly shocking, possibly (and mostly) to fans of the Men in Black franchise. One character will not be who you thought him or her to be as you read all the way up to the epilogue, and his or her actions will affect the sequels in a huge way. There won't be any clues to show who it might be, which will make the twist all that more surprising.

#7 - "Old and busted. New hotness."


Where would the M.I.B. be without their wheels? Both the 1987 Ford LTD Crown Victoria and its successor, the 2003 E-500 Mercedes, will make appearances in "Disney MiB." The Ford is in the care of Agents S, M, and R while the Mercedes will be cruised around by J and K. Both cars will have the same functions as in both MIB and MIB2 (Remember what happens when you press the red button?), as well as some new features exclusive to the story (one of them alludes to another popular science fiction franchise).

#8 - "Would you look right here please?"


The Neuralyzer, the niftiest gadget in the MIB universe, will be used in "Disney MiB," but less frequently than it was in the first film. Its usage has been mostly seen with normal humans, but can it ever be used on aliens? That will be explored in "Disney MiB," and it is also a focal point with one of the main characters' history with the organization.

#9 - The main baddie has connections to other MIB baddies


I've mentioned a little about Joie, the main antagonist of the story, in my last blog. I'm building her up to be the most dangerous foe the MIB has ever faced (which is saying a lot if you look at what they've gone up against in the films, games, animated series, and ride at Universal Studios). But her reputation is built from her history with those very foes the MIB has faced, such as "Edgar," Serleena, and Boris. She is "Public Enemy #1" on the MIB's list, which gives her enough of a reason for being leader of the Coalition. Most of her actions count for the "T" rating I've given "Disney MiB" on FF.net.

#10 - Surprise cameos from other Disney characters (who just might be extraterrestrials and/or MIB agents)


The MIB films have shown that practically anyone can be an alien and no one would know. So how do you keep with this idea while involving Disney, whose world has been known for talking animals (some bipedal), fairies, talking puppets, mermaids, genies, and other creatures that would call to MIB's attention? The answer is simple - you make them all liable of being aliens in the world of "Disney MiB." Virtually any characters from Disney's vault might be alien and/or MIB. Could Cruella De Vil be one of the two or both? Perhaps. And how would talking dogs like Lady and the Tramp fit in with Frank the Pug? You'll have to read "Disney MiB" to find out.


Disney Men In Black debuts on FanFiction.net with its first two chapters this Friday (June 13th)!